Bard Bytes Actor's Theatre of Phoenix' "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)" at Herberger Theater ** (out of *****) Mark S.P. Turvin (w) 965-1021 (h) 894-5443 I can be reached for comment via e-mail at: mspt@asu.edu In 1987, three California actors decided to pull off one of the most difficult feats ever; they were going to perform all 39 plays by William Shakespeare in one evening. To call their work an abridgment is similar to calling the Grand Canyon a hole in the ground. To pull-off such a stunt, they performed their own kind of an intellectual "Cliff Notes" using many different styles, and performing all of the various parts by themselves. Into one ten minute sequence, they managed to condense all 18 comedies into one play. They also presented "The Tragedy of Titus Andronicus" as a cooking show, a rap version of "Othello," and performed "Hamlet, not once, but four different times, with one of those times done backwards. The physical, farcical and hilarious show that these three actors wrote has since been performed around the world, often by the original cast. It seemed a natural for Actor's Theatre of Phoenix to take on this very funny show, judging from some of its past successes with similar comedies and farces. Unfortunately, though, there is no sure thing in theatre. In an attempt to make the show a bit more topical, some of the punchlines and many sight gags and jests were "updated" to current references, some seemingly ripped from the headlines of yesterdays newspaper. In doing so, though, some jokes in bad taste, others of unimpressive quality were added by an unbilled source, though one suspects director Jeff Steitzer and the cast of Gerald Burgess, Jon Gentry and Scott Hopkins. The result is a mixed bag of misfired jokes, uninspired performances, and the kind of sluggish pacing one would expect from a retirement home's presentation of "Hamlet." ATP's workhorse, Gerald Burgess, seems ill-at-ease in his physical role, and appeared forced as he tried to drive the show along with about half of his usual charisma. Ironically, though, his performance was the best of the three. ATP newcomer Scott Hopkins had some genuinely funny moments, though many of the lines that came from his performance rung hollow, sounding too over- rehearsed and lacking the necessary impromptu feeling that this script requires. Even worse, the normally strong Jon Gentry performed his crucial role of all the women's parts with the energy of a wet match, and when he was loud enough to be heard, he was unbelievable enough to make the audience wish that he'd be even quieter still. Admittedly, the performance was a Sunday matinee, but even with this in mind, there's still no excuse that people paying this much for a highly touted and anticipated production should have to slowly come to the realization that the best bit was the opening "Romeo and Juliet" sequence. The entire second act of the play, during which "Hamlet" is performed four times, had the potential of salvaging the show, but it seemed the actors had already given up on that afternoon's performance. Director Jeff Steitzer is not without blame, either. In addition to his questionable (though possibly necessary) editing of the script, he didn't seem able to elicit a believable performance from even one of these three talented actors. Even more depressing was the unimpressive scenic design by Gage Williams, which brought back once more the pendulum effect first established with ATP's "All in the Timing," except with a giant rendition of the Bard's head as the bob. Little else on stage warranted comment. A bit better was Paul Black's lighting design. While there was nothing of note to mention in its defense, there were no major disappointments, either. Susan Johnson-Hood's costumes and Chris Clark's wigs were appropriately period, but went against the original productions near-to-none costume and wig theme which allowed the actors to work without the confines of quick-changes. It almost seemed once again as though ATP wanted to justify the higher ticket prices with unnecessary costumes and wigs. I had really been looking forward to this production. It was my first time seeing this play, and after all of the wonderful things I'd heard and read about it, I thought that this would be the ideal situation for experiencing this play in Phoenix. My disappointment is doubled with the realization that this play may never again be performed in Phoenix. For a potential audience member, is the threat of not seeing this sensational work more important than this productions sub-par conditions? Ultimately, I'd have to say that it might be better to wait and hope that a better production comes along. Production Details: "The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)" by Jess Winfield, Adam Long and Daniel Singer Actor's Theatre of Phoenix Herberger Theatre, Phoenix 253-6701 January 24th-February 9th -30-