...while the men watch football in the den. Ruby Christmas at Planet Earth Theatre *1/2 (out of *****) Mark S.P. Turvin (w) 965-1021 (h) 894-5443 I can be reached for comment via e-mail at: mspt@asu.edu It's the holiday season. That means it's time for plays full of holiday cheer. Don't let the title fool you, though; this play has as much to do with Christmas as General Hospital has to do with the medical profession. Sarah Dreher's Ruby Christmas is a view of the machinations of the matriarchical side of an affluent Pennsylvania town during the Christmas season. This plotty little show plays like like one of those forgettable 1950's parlor dramas, with the twist being the prodigal son's return for a combination Christmas and Fortieth Wedding Anniversary being replaced by the lesbian daughter's return, with girlfriend in tow. Besides this turn, integral to the structure of this claustrophobic show is the noticeable lack of male characters in the cast. This starts out to be a play about women's relationships: mother and daughter, best friends, confidants, lovers, and all the stops in between. The only male representation in the show is the enormous portrait of the patriarch of the family center stage and the occasional sound of videotaped football games from the den where the men are. That's fine. Men need not be central to a show, especially one about a mother dealing with a daughter's sexual tendancies. But without a single male member in the cast, the show is almost completely overwhelmed with the male presence. It's ironic when those offstage steal the show. Somewhere along the way, this play about a mother and a daughter who are too much alike to be close becomes more about a mother and a daughter trying to deal with the offstage father and son. When half your motivation and plot is too busy watching football to appear, it makes for boring, talky and drawn out theatre. Marian Levine's soap opera-like direction doesn't help move this misguided show anywhere. There are seven women trying to deal with too many relationships and remember too many people, both seen and unseen, to make for much real action. Actresses in the show kept flubbing their lines and referring to the wrong people, making the confusing script that much more difficult to keep up with. A family tree in the program may have helped with this confusion, just as something more than a soap opera plot in the script would have helped keep the audiences attention. To make a dreary evening even more dreadful, the level of the performances rivaled the misguided and uninspired script. Only one of the seven actresses, Donna Holmes Baudoin's portrayal of Kelley, the daughter's girlfriend, was anything more than a half- hearted script reading. The most climactic scene of the evening, the last of the many mother/daughter confrontations, played as turgidly as a congressional fillibuster. Maggie Wade's mother and Cheryl Booth's daughter telegraphed the rising action and stairstepped their emotions in the most painful of ways. By the time of the inevitable slap, the most physical action of the evening, the audience could have written a fair approximation to the finale of the scene by themselves. Some of them might even have done a better job of it, too. Lisa Newman's box set design was good for the space, as she recreated the living room of the suburban home in a most realistic way. Jonathon Cooper's lighting design was also adequate, but neither set nor lights could make up for the disappointment of the evening's production. The intentions of the playwright, director and cast were in the right place. A piece of this type would be interesting, and is definitely needed these days. Somehow, though, this play fell apart a quarter of the way through. It's one of the few times where what was happening in the offstage den was probably more interesting to watch than what was onstage in the living room. Production Details: Ruby Christmas by Sarah Dreher Planet Earth Theatre, Phoenix 241-1828 December 1-December 23, 1995 -30-