Murder Most Mediocre Phoenix Theatre's "The Mousetrap" ** (out of *****) Mark S.P. Turvin (w) 965-1021 (h) 894-5443 I can be reached for comment via e-mail at: mspt@asu.edu On November 25, 1952, Agatha Christie's "The Mousetrap" opened at the Ambassador's Theatre in London to rave reviews. It has been playing continuously since that day, and is now the world's longest running play. Filled with Agatha Christie's typical gimmickry and plot twists, this play was, according to the author, her most "conventional play." It's surprise twists and ending made it great fun for audiences at the time. Now, more than thirty-three years later, some of the luster and surprise has worn off the piece. That doesn't stop those balmy Brits from going to see what is their equivalent of America's "Oh, Calcutta," or smaller theatres around our country from mounting the show. And so, Phoenix Theatre has jumped onto the bandwagon, offering a production that can't decide whether it's a comedy or a mystery, and winds up failing at both in the process. The play takes place in 1948 at the newly-opened guest house of the Ralston's, who are taking a first crack at running a hostelry. Their first set of guests are an odd assortment, from a nit-picky former barrister to a flighty, foppish architect, with all other sorts in between. Each seems to have a strange connection to a recent murder, and an even nastier case of child neglect and homicide a few years prior. Upon the arrival of a police sergeant, everyone begins to act even more suspicious, and the body count grows. Revealing any more would be a spoiler, but the play is filled with Agatha Christie's trademark plottiness and implied connectedness, and offers an interesting and unexpected twist ending. The script itself hasn't aged well, though. We've seen a lot of this done in homages and ripoffs, so the play that started it all now seems stale. It may be the fault of the imitators, but that doesn't stop the fact that everything seems uncannily familiar. Even worse, Gary Griffin's direction of the piece seems indecisive, shifting between the ever-present comedy and the all- encompassing suspense without allowing both to coexist in a given scene. The production is further undermined by half-hearted acting and generally wretched accents that fade in and out like a bad telephone connection. The best of the actors is undoubtedly Michael Tassoni, whose portrayal of the foppish and off-kilter Christopher Wren never ceases to be funny. Mr. Tassoni's trademark laugh, a bit too reminiscent of Tom Hulce's in "Amadeus," and his flightiness would work well in the show if others were there to interact and react, but he winds up stealing the show from the others, though through no fault of his own. Shana Bousard's proper inn keeper, Mollie Ralston, gives a solid, though unremarkable performance, as does Sylvia Amundsen as the former barrister Mrs. Boyle, and Sally Jo Bannow as the androgynous Miss Casewell. Sadly off were two normally solid actors, Bob Sorenson as Detective Sergeant Trotter, sent to figure out the mystery, and Gerald Burgess as the stuffy Major Metcalf. Mr. Sorenson seemed preoccupied in his portrayal of the inquisitive policeman, never taking command of the show. Mr. Burgess seemed very restrained in a role that afforded him the chance to play the stuffy old fool. As the mysterious, uninvited guest Mr. Paravincini, whose name implied Italian, but whose accent inexplicably implied India, Mike Lawlor played his character at one level, and his accent unnecessarily confounded an already confused audience. Mr. Lawlor sounded more like the manager of a Circle K than a mysterious international figure. Just plain bad was Jason Kuykendall as Mollie Ralston's mysterious husband Giles, whose accent shifted from English to Scottish to Irish as easily as if he'd bought a ferry ticket. Kudos go to Geof Eroe, whose set was absolutely marvelous, recreating a great hall at a British ancestral home in a way that wound up being a letdown when compared to the rest of the show. The magisterial room seemed empty most of the time, even when actors were onstage. Also great was Paul Black's lighting, which set mood and mystery even when the plot and actors were unable to. Alot of the blame for this off performance seems to lead back to Gary Griffin. The first act punched the comedy of the situation, and then, without warning, the show's second act dropped the comedy completely to concentrate on the suspense. Mr. Griffin handled the blocking well, but seemed to have forgotten about script interpretation, pacing and character study. How he could have let Mr. Lawlor confuse the audience about his character's origins, or Mr. Tassoni brightly outshine the rest of the cast is the real mystery. Production Details: "The Mousetrap" by Agatha Christie Phoenix Theatre, Phoenix 254-2151 March 29-April 14, 1996 -30-