An Over-Stuffed Coat Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat at Gammage Auditorium ** (out of *****) Mark S.P. Turvin (w) 965-1021 (h) 894-5443 I can be reached for comment via e-mail at: mspt@asu.edu Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat . Is it art? Is it spectacle? Does it matter if this is your Big Night Out? If you're going to shell out forty five bucks, you want something with the visuals of Sunset Boulevard, the potency of Les Miserables, and the ear-splitting volume of Phantom of the Opera. When looking for that show, though, this one would never come to mind. Unless you're Andrew Lloyd Webber, and feel that everything, with the right packaging and processing, can be turned into a box office lollapalooza. Way, way back, many decades ago, Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber went to the same exclusive public school in England together. They became friends, and decided to write a pleasant little play for their senior class based on the Old Testament story of Joseph and his coat of many colors. It was cute. It was sweet. It was clever, for a couple of fifteen year olds. Tim Rice even played the part of the Pharoh in their high school production. Oh, and it was forty minutes long. That was that. They went to college, and became collaborators. Later came Jesus Christ Superstar and Evita. By 1982, they were an unstoppable force, save for the fact that they were growing apart. Unable to collaborate for long stretches of time, but expected to top their past mega-successes, they looked back in their archives, and remembered their cute, sweet, short play. It's been growing over the past thirteen years, and for each spurt in growth, it's lost some of its cuteness, and some of its sweetness, and a lot of it's shortness. As an English production and concept album, it was wonderful. As a Broadway production a decade ago, it was very good. As a revival and a touring show, it's loud, it's packaged, and it's long. Despite its humble beginnings, it has evolved into what is being offered now. The Really Useful Company, Webber's production house, has put together a show that is replete with impressive costumes, impressive sets, impressive talent, and impressive ticket prices. It simply forgot what I consider the most important thing...heart. For people who desire only spectacle, and will see Phantom of the Opera for the flashpots, trapdoors and menacing chandelliers, then this show will suit them. The production, designed by Mark Thompson, with lighting design by Andrew Bridge, is lavish and lovely. I was always impressed by the new set pieces that came on, and the magnificient lighting creations that enhanced it. For people desiring great talent, like the fans of Patti Lupone and Michael Crawford, then there's plenty here for them. The two leads, Sam Harris as the titled character and Kristine Fraelich as the Narrator, are absolutely wonderful talents. Ms. Fraelich, especially, has the needed ability to articulate her songs, a talent sorely missing from the rest of the cast. The rest of the cast is musically powerful and dance up a storm. Anthony Van Laast's choreography is superb. They take this slight material, and almost manage to make the audience forget about the problems inherent in the production. And for those who want showstopping numbers, then this production is crammed full of them. In fact, somehow, this show has become nothing but showstopping tunes. Curious, since the original productions seemed a little more balanced, a little less premeditated. But even fans of all these aspects will probably be unable to avoid the hollowness that haunts the drawn out song endings and repetitious reprises. There is something unnatural about this production. It's a pity, too. Some clever packaging ideas and concepts went into its creation. The use of the local Children's Choirs (The Saints Simon and Jude School Choir and the Gilbert Fine Arts Children's Choir) is a perfect touch. Not only does it breathe what little life there actually is in the show, but it sets up a guaranteed subscription base of parents, relatives and friends. Heartfelt and lucrative. The biggest of sins is the fact that, despite whatever work has been done by Webber, director Steven Pimlott, and orchestrator John Cameron, it is, after all, a forty minute show. That it has become a two hour and fifteen minute spectacle is nothing short of criminal. This show, as well as the others that dominate this genre, will continue to tour the country. It will bring joy to the people who want sets, lights, thin plots and well-sung songs. And, it will continue to make money for those who craftily package what these audiences are looking for, wrapping it just so and putting everything neatly into place. Opening night audiences gave the twenty minute curtain call a standing ovation. Bottom line, even if it's missing heart, everyone seems to be getting what they want. Production Details: Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat by Tim Rice & Andrew Lloyd Webber Xerox Valley Broadway Series Grady Gammage Auditorium, Tempe 965-3434 $27.50 to $45 June 20-July 2 -30-