A Sorry State of Affairs Theatre League's "Guv: The Emperor Strikes Back" at The Scottsdale Playhouse *1/2 (out of *****) Mark S.P. Turvin (w) 965-1021 (h) 894-5443 I can be reached for comment via e-mail at: mspt@asu.edu Arizona politics leaves a lot to be desired. More embarrassing things have happened here in the past six years than most states have to deal with in a century. It is this penchant for the politically perverse that drove the producer-owners of Tempe's Mill Avenue Theatre, Bruce and Candice Miles and Ben Tyler, to create the original, very funny and timely "Guv." The political climate in 1991 was, in a word, a joke. The situation at the time was so indescribably ludicrous that the Tylers and Miles created the perfect show. The biting satire, creative lyrics, and catchy tunes lampooned the machinations of Sam Steiger, Rose Mofford and the insane Ev Meacham. "Guv" ran for twenty two months, perhaps a little longer than it should have, but there was something about the time that made politics truly funny. Now, in 1996, politicians have once again made fools of themselves, and the original creative team has once more come together to prove that the pen is mightier than the sword. Perhaps, though, there was something lovingly buffoonish and surreal about "Honest Ev," where now, our cash-strapped, blue- blooded Symington doesn't make for as funny material. Perhaps the creative team has lost its inspiration, and rehashing the same situations hasn't allowed for the same spark. Perhaps the intimate space at Mill Avenue was just perfect, where the cavernous and echo-filled Scottsdale Playhouse makes seeing a show a chore. Perhaps a sequel, in some ways, needs to surpass the predecessor to establish its own identity. Whatever the reason, "Guv: The Emperor Strikes Back" is a hollow, unsatisfying mish-mosh that is brought down by mediocre performances, tired old situations, and a theatre that is ill-suited for live presentations. To be fair, the show may have been a lot better than I could tell--I honestly couldn't wait to get home and read all of the witty lyrics I was missing. Obviously the company knew how bad things were going to be when they included all of the lyrics in the program. Between the sound system from hell, designed by Chris Griego, and the unbelievably rushed performance of Bruce Miles in his central roles as a miner and Joe Arpaio, almost all of the text was lost in the presentation. Ben Tyler's direction was generally unfettered and upbeat, and Robert L. Harper's choreography was appropriate, but some of the songs were so muddled, and some of the singing performances so off-key and painful, that nothing was going to stop the show from spinning out of control. On top of all of the problems, Brian Kunnari's music was generally uninspiring, and worse yet, drowned out the few good performances, notably those of the talented David Hemphill in his song, "Getting a Wal-Mart," and Linda Griego as Ann Symington in "Ann's Say." There were moments, especially in the beginning of the second act, where the show seemed like it would pick up, but terrible singing and performances caused it to stop on a dime once more. Three very good songs, "Prisoners in Pink," a homage to Maricopa County Jail inmates and the Sheriff that humiliates them, "Woods and Romely Tango," a dance between those two feuding Republicans, and the "Grand Canyon," the showstopping number about Symington and McCain's actions to stop the closing of a national landmark, were then followed by songs that stopped the show quicker than a sabotaged Amtrak rail. Yes, the original "Guv" was clever. Yes, the original "Guv" was funny and appropriate. Unfortunately, some things are best left remembered. When it comes to political satire, "Guv: The Emperor Strikes Back" is proof that you can't go home again. Production Details: "Guv: The Emperor Strikes Back" by Candice St. Jacques Miles & Brian M. Kunnari Theatre League The Scottsdale Playhouse, Scottsdale 678-2222 Through November 10th -30-