A Messy Collision of Film Noire and Cole Porter
Actor's Theatre of Phoenix'
Gunmetal Blues at The Herberger Theatre Stage West
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Mark S.P. Turvin
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Reviewed 1/23/99

There are failures, and there are Failures. Some shows slowly sink, some collapse, and some crash and burn with the brilliance of a shooting star. Actor's Theatre of Phoenix' latest offering, a new musical homage and spoof of film noire, Gunmetal Blues, is one of the most spectacular Failures I've seen in years. Everything that's right with it is also everything that's wrong, and while entertaining and generally enjoyable, this is a play that self-destructs in a blast rivaling the finale of the Death Star. Everyone involved, from the very talented local director, Michael Barnard, to the cast, to the author, composer and lyricist, are responsible for this impressive example of how interesting and enjoyable a Failure can be.


The greatest part of this spectacular Failure comes when it is described. This is a show where your typical film noire anti-hero detective, here named Sam Gallahad and performed by Paul Welterlen, bursts into song. While this idea may have worked for the highly experimental British television programme, The Singing Detective, the very idea of a drunken realist and depressive crooning of his betrayed hatred for the romantic and his belief in the "Facts!" goes against everything film noire and the Sam Spade-prototype stands for. Kudos go to Scott Wentworth, Craig Bohmler and Marion Adler, the book author, composer and lyricist accordingly, for their worthy attempt, but this is simply a musical that cannot exist. It does, though, and is at turns awkward, hammy, and just plain wrong. It has its moments of humor, interest and drama, but these are the exceptions more than the rule. Just when things start to click, an odd dramatic choice, or a silly rhyme, or a simple remembrance of what is being done here serves to remind the audience of just how wonderful and spectacular this Failure really is.


This three person musical detective story, which includes pianist/narrator Buddy Toupee, impeccably played by the very talented Jerry Wayne Harkey, a myriad of blondes, all played by the generally impressive Heidi Ewart, and the abovementioned, ill-cast Mr. Welterlen, tips its hat and sticks it's tongue out at every film noire convention, and resonates with the plots and twists of many famed movies from that era. By musical theatre standards, the plot is just plotty enough, though by film noire standards, a good half of the plot is telegraphed long before the tortured finale lets everything drop into place. Though advertised as a musical spoof, it seems as though Mr. Barnard has a difficult time deciding what to spoof, and what to commemorate. There are definite spoof moments, but there's also a feeling of homage at some points that throws off the balance of the piece, and makes it wobble between satire and earnestness.


Ill-advised is Mr. Barnard's casting of Sam Gallahad. Rather than going with a gruffer, more stereotypical actor in the role, he has erred on the side of musical theatre. The result is a main character who just isn't believable as a bourbon-swilling, metaphor-spewing tough guy. Mr. Welterlen sports the requisite trench coat and three day stubble, but doesn't exude the hopelessly-soured-romantic-turned-cynic attitude integral to carrying off this part. Ms. Ewart fares better in her multiple roles, though here, too, there is not quite enough differentiation of each specific character to not tip all-important hands to the audience. Different wigs, no matter how impressively designed by David M. Anaya, Jr., do not different characters make. The best presentation comes from the multi-talented Mr. Harkey, who plays the piano beautifully, performs several important characters and sub-characters, and leads the onstage ensemble all throughout. Any one of these jobs would have been a handful, but Mr. Harkey has done each perfectly, and made it look easy.


The production certainly looked perfect, recreating The Red Eye Lounge, and making it open enough to become any number of locations. Jeff Thomson's set and Paul A. Black's lighting were dead-on target, and Susan Johnson-Hood's costumes as well as Cat Dragon's properties gave the show the look it needed, even as it was needing a lot more than looks. Not quite as perfect was James W. Wildman's sound design, which had microphone problems throughout.


It's not often I advise people to see a show that doesn't work, but there is a contingent of theatre people, of which I'm one, who like to see what works and what doesn't in a Grand Failure such as this. No, it's not as horrific as the infamous Carrie, or as tragic as Merrily We Roll Along, but it's a thrill to see what happens when a good show goes bad. I'm not sure if rewrites can fix this, or recasting can make a difference, or even if a consistent directorial tone will improve the situation, but I do know that this is a very impressive Failure, and one that warrants attention, even as it simultaneously begs for our pity, misses the mark and grates on our nerves.

Production Details:
Gunmetal Blues
Book by Scott Wentworth, Music & Lyrics by Craig Bohmler and Marion Adler
Actor's Theatre of Phoenix
The Herberger Theatre Stage West, Phoenix
(602) 253-2701
January 22nd - February 7th, 1999

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