Some famous (and infamous) critiques by and about critics...

"Never trust the artist. Trust the tale. The proper function of the critic is to save the tale from the artist who created it."
--ATTRIBUTION: D.H. (David Herbert) Lawrence (1885-1930), British author. Originally published by T. Seltzer (1923). "The Spirit of Place," Studies in Classic American Literature, ch. 1, Doubleday (1959).

"A wise scepticism is the first attribute of a good critic."
--ATTRIBUTION: James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) Among my Books. First Series. Shakespeare once more.

"People ask you for criticism, but they only want praise."
--Somerset Maugham.

"What we ask of [the critic] is that he should find out for us more than we can find out for ourselves."
--Arthur Symons.

"Impersonal criticism is like an impersonal fist fight or an impersonal marriage, and as successful."
--George Jean Nathan.

"Just in proportion as he is sentient and restless, just in proportion as he reacts and reciprocates and penetrates, is the critic a valuable instrument."
--Henry James.

"A good drama critic is one who perceives what is happening in the theatre of his time. A great drama critic also perceives what is not happening."
--ATTRIBUTION: Kenneth Tynan (1927-1980), British critic. Tynan Right and Left, foreword (1967).

"The critic lives at second hand. He writes about. The poem, the novel, or the play must be given to him; criticism exists by the grace of other men's genius. By virtue of style, criticism can itself become literature. But usually this occurs only when the writer is acting as critic of his own work or as outrider to his own poetics, when the criticism of Coleridge is work in progress or that of T.S. Eliot propaganda."
--ATTRIBUTION: George Steiner (b. 1929), French-born U.S. critic, novelist. "Humane Literacy," Language
and Silence
, Atheneum (1967).

"A critic who uses new quotations is making important changes."
--ATTRIBUTION: Mason Cooley (b. 1927), U.S. aphorist. City Aphorisms, Thirteenth Selection, New York (1994).

"All that a critic, as critic, can give poets is the deadly encouragement that never ceases to remind them of how heavy their inheritance is."
--ATTRIBUTION: Harold Bloom (b. 1930), U.S. critic. A Map of Misreading, ch. 1, "Poetic Origins and Final Phases," Oxford University Press (1975).

"The literary critic, or the critic of any other specific form of artistic expression, may detach himself from the world for as long as the work of art he is contemplating appears to do the same."
--ATTRIBUTION: Clive James (b. 1939), Australian writer, critic. Glued to the Box, introduction (1983).

"The true critic is he who bears within himself the dreams and ideas and feelings of myriad generations, and to whom no form of thought is alien, no emotional impulse obscure. ATTRIBUTION: Oscar Wilde (1854-1900), Anglo-Irish playwright, author. Review of Walter Pater, Appreciations, with an Essay on Style, published in Speaker (March 22, 1890).

"The great critic ... must be a philosopher, for from philosophy he will learn serenity, impartiality, and the transitoriness of human things."
--ATTRIBUTION: W. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965), British author. The Summing
Up
, ch. 60 (1938).

"The good critic is he who relates the adventures of his soul among masterpieces."
-- ATTRIBUTION: Anatole France (1844-1924), French author. Dedicatory letter to The Literary Life (1888).

"The true critic is a scrupulous avoider of formulae; he refrains from statements which pretend to be literally true; he finds fact nowhere and approximation always."
--ATTRIBUTION: T.S. (Thomas Stearns) Eliot (1888-1965), U.S.-British modernist poet. Eliot's doctoral dissertation in philosophy; submitted to Harvard in 1916. Knowledge and Experience in the Philosophy of F.H. Bradley, ch. 7, Columbia University Press (1964).

"In the arts, the critic is the only independent source of information. The rest is advertising."
--ATTRIBUTION: Pauline Kael (b. 1919), U.S. film critic. Newsweek (New York, Dec. 24, 1973).

"Give me the critic bred in Nature's school,
Who neither talks by rote, nor thinks by rule;
Who feeling's honest dictates still obeys,
And dares, without a precedent, to praise."
--ATTRIBUTION: Martin Archer, Sir Shee (1769-1850), Irish portrait painter, president of Royal Academy. Rhymes on Art, or the Remonstrance of a Painter, pt. 2 (1805).

"I have never believed that the critic is the rival of the poet, but I do
believe that criticism is a genre of literature or it does not exist."
--ATTRIBUTION: Harold Bloom Newsweek 18 Aug 86

"It is the business of the critic, as of the portrait painter, to synthesize a million glances at his subject that will tell the onlooker at one glance the truth about him, as ultimate as he can get it."
--ATTRIBUTION: Rebecca West (1892-1983), British novelist and literary critic. The Strange Necessity, ch. 6 (1928).

"Temperament is the primary requisite for the critic-a temperament exquisitely susceptible to beauty, and to the various impressions that beauty gives us."
--ATTRIBUTION: Oscar Wilde (1854-1900), Anglo-Irish playwright, author. Gilbert, in The Critic as Artist, pt. 2, published in Intentions (1891).

"The common reader ... differs from the critic and the scholar. He is worse educated, and nature has not gifted him so generously. He reads for his own pleasure rather than to impart knowledge or correct the opinions of others. Above all, he is guided by an instinct to create for himself, out of whatever odds and ends he can come by, some kind of whole-a portrait of a man, a sketch of an age, a theory of the art of writing. He never ceases, as he reads, to run up some rickety and ramshackle fabric which shall give him the temporary satisfaction of looking sufficiently like the real object to allow of affection, laughter, and argument. Hasty, inaccurate, and superficial, snatching now this poem, now that scrap of old furniture without caring where he finds it or of what nature it may be so long as it serves his purpose and rounds his structure; his deficiencies as a critic
are too obvious to be pointed out."
--ATTRIBUTION: Virginia Woolf (1882-1941), British novelist, essayist, and diarist. The Common Reader, ch. 1 (1925).

"What is important, then, is not that the critic should possess a correct abstract definition of beauty for the intellect, but a certain kind of temperament, the power of being deeply moved by the presence of beautiful objects."
--ATTRIBUTION: Walter Pater (1839-1894), British writer, educator. Studies in the History of the Renaissance, "Preface," p. x, Macmillan (1873).

"Technique is really personality. That is the reason why the artist cannot teach it, why the pupil cannot learn it, and why the aesthetic critic can understand it. To the great poet, there is only one method of music-his own. To the great painter, there is only one manner of painting-that which he himself employs. The aesthetic critic, and the aesthetic critic alone, can appreciate all forms and all modes. It is to him that Art makes her appeal."
--ATTRIBUTION: Oscar Wilde (1854-1900), Anglo-Irish playwright, author. Gilbert, in The Critic as Artist, pt. 2, published in Intentions (1891).

"When the author has no idea of what to reply to a critic, he then likes to say: you could not do it better anyway. This is the same as if a dogmatic philosopher reproached a skeptic for not being able to devise a system."
--ATTRIBUTION: Friedrich Von Schlegel (1772-1829), German philosopher. Aphorism 66 in Selected Aphorisms from the Athenaeum (1798), translated by Ernst Behler and Roman Struc, Dialogue on Poetry and Literary Aphorisms, Pennsylvania University Press (1968).

"Reviewers ... must normally function as huff-and-puff artists blowing laggard theatergoers stageward."
--ATTRIBUTION: Walter Kerr's 1975 statement quoted in New York Times 30 Sep 83

"Professional reviewers read so many bad books in the course of duty that they get an unhealthy craving for arresting phrases."
--ATTRIBUTION: Evelyn Waugh quoted in Donat Gallagher ed A Little Order: A Selection from His
Journalism
Little, Brown 81

"Unlike other people, our reviewers are powerful because they believe in nothing."
--ATTRIBUTION: Harold Clurman (1901-1980), U.S. stage director, critic. quoted in Robert Brustein, "The Vitality of Harold Clurman," pt. 1, Who Needs Theatre (1987).

"Actors yearn for the perfect director, athletes for the perfect coach, priests for the perfect pope, presidents for the perfect historian. Writers hunger for the perfect reviewer."
--ATTRIBUTION: Thomas Fleming "The War between Writers and Reviewers" New York Times 6 Jan 85

"Some years ago, writing about stage adaptations of fiction, I noted: "There is a simple law governing the dramatization of novels: if it is worth doing, it can't be done; if it can be done, it's not worth doing." Certain reviewers did me the honor of calling this Simon's Law, and I might as well state it now as far as the screen is concerned, "Simon's Law" may still serve as a useful warning but has no legality. For two reasons. First, because unlike the stage, the screen possesses as many resources as fiction, so that, for example, extended narration is possible on screen, backed up by an extensive visual scenario, but not on the stage, where it must become monotonous; similarly, stream of consciousness has its filmic equivalents in montage, voice-over dialogue, closeups and extreme closeups, dissolves, etc., whereas on stage, as mere verbiage, it cannot fail to bore. Secondly, because the screen can fully illustrate what the novel can only name or describe. Of course, this is a mixed blessing, because such illustration can make things overexplicit and oppressive; still, it is there as a resource for those who can effectively handle it."
--ATTRIBUTION: John Simon (b. 1925), Yugoslavian-born U.S. film and drama critic. Movies Into Film, Dial (1971).


"Of all the cants which are canted in this canting world, though the cant of hypocrites may be the worst, the cant of criticism is the most tormenting!"
--ATTRIBUTION: Laurence Sterne (1713-1768), British author. Tristram Shandy, bk. 3, ch. 12 (1759-1767).

"It is much easier to be critical than to be correct."
--ATTRIBUTION: Benjamin, Earl of Beaconsfield Disraeli (1804-1881) Speech, Jan. 24, 1860.

"You know who critics are?--the men who have failed in literature and art."
--ATTRIBUTION: Benjamin, Earl of Beaconsfield Disraeli (1804-1881) Lothair. Chap. xxxv.

"Reviewers are usually people who would have been poets, historians, biographers, if they could; they have tried their talents at one or the other, and have failed; therefore they turn critics."
--ATTRIBUTION: Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772-1834) Lectures on Shakespeare and Milton, p. 36. Delivered 1811-1812.

"Reviewers, with some rare exceptions, are a most stupid and malignant race. As a bankrupt thief turns thief-taker in despair, so an unsuccessful author turns critic."
--Percy Bysshe Shelley (1792-1822), British poet. Fragments of Adonais, preface (1821).

"Asking a working actor what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs"
--Christopher Hampton.

"Drama critics are there to show gay actors what it is like to have a wife."
--Hugh Leonard.

"The pleasure of criticizing robs us of the pleasure of being moved by some very fine things."
--Jean de La Bruyere.

"There is perhaps, no more dangerous man in the world than the man with the sensibilities of an artist but without creative talent. With luck such men make wonderful theatrical impresarios and interior decorators, or else they become mass murderers or critics."
--Barry Humphries.

"Most critics are so domesticated as to seem institutions--as they stand there between reader and writer, so different from either, they remind one of the Wall standing between Pyramus and Thisbe."
--Jarrell Randall, Essay, 1952.

"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes short again and again, who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause, who at best knows achievement and who at the worst if he fails at least fails while daring greatly so his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat."
--Theodore Roosevelt.

"Narrator: And of course, with the birth of the artist came the inevitable afterbirth - the critic."
--Mel Brooks, History of the World Part I.

"A critic, after a life devoted to spoiling the pleasure of others, was astonished to find himself in eternal hellfire. "Judge not, lest ye be Judged," giggled a passing fiend, and all Hades rocked with laughter at this wit. Moral: When you have all Eternity to get through, it is a blessing to be among those who are easily amused."
--ATTRIBUTION: Stan Washburn (b. 1943), U.S. artist. Caption accompanying an illustration for the letter C.. A Moral Alphabet of Vice and Folly, Arbor House (1986).

"A critic is a bundle of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste."
--ATTRIBUTION: Whitney Balliet (b. 1926), U.S. author. Dinosaurs in the Morning, introductory note (1962).

"A critic is a reader who ruminates. Thus, he should have more than one stomach."
--ATTRIBUTION: Friedrich Von Schlegel (1772-1829), German philosopher. Aphorism 27 in Selected Aphorisms from the Lyceum (1797), translated by Ernst Behler and Roman Struc, Dialogue on Poetry and Literary Aphorisms, Pennsylvania University Press (1968).

"The Critic spits on what is done - Gives it a wipe - and all is gone."
--ATTRIBUTION: Thomas Hood (1799-1845), British poet. The Poet's Fate (l. 3-4).

"The critic roams through culture, looking for prey."
--ATTRIBUTION: Mason Cooley (b. 1927), U.S. aphorist. City Aphorisms, Eleventh Selection, New
York (1993).

"Give a critic an inch, he'll write a play."
--ATTRIBUTION: John Steinbeck (1902-1968), U.S. author. "On Critics," Writers at Work, Fourth Series, ed. George Plimpton (1977).

"Any critic is entitled to wrong judgments, of course. But certain lapses of judgment indicate the radical failure of an entire sensibility."
--ATTRIBUTION: Susan Sontag (b. 1933), U.S. essayist. "The Literary Criticism of George Lukács," Against Interpretation (1966).

"The critic leaves at curtain fall
To find, in starting to review it,
He scarcely saw the play at all
For starting to review it."
--ATTRIBUTION: New York Times 19 Sep 65

"Deconstruction glorifies the critic, humiliates the author, and makes the reader wonder why he bothered."
--ATTRIBUTION: Mason Cooley (b. 1927), U.S. aphorist. City Aphorisms, Ninth Selection, New York (1992).

"The art of the critic in a nutshell: to coin slogans without betraying ideas. The slogans of an inadequate criticism peddle ideas to fashion."
--ATTRIBUTION: Walter Benjamin (1892-1940), German critic, philosopher. repr. In One-Way Street and Other Writings (1978). "Post No Bills: The Critic's Technique in Thirteen Theses," One-Way Street (1928).

"You do not become a critic until it has been completely established to your own satisfaction that you cannot be a poet."
--ATTRIBUTION: Théophile Gautier (1811-1872), French poet, novelist, critic. Trans. 1943. Mademoiselle de Maupin, preface (1834).

"Let us consider the critic, therefore, as a discoverer of discoveries."
--ATTRIBUTION: Milan Kundera (b. 1929), Czechoslovakian author, critic. "On Criticism, Aesthetics, and Europe," Review of Contemporary Fiction (Summer 1989).

"Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good."
--ATTRIBUTION: P G Wodehouse New York Mirror 27 May 55

"The critic is a man who prefers the indolence of opinion to the trials ofaction."
--ATTRIBUTION: John Mason Brown Town & Country May 66

"A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned."
--ATTRIBUTION: George Bernard Shaw Quoted in New York Times 5 Nov 50 SUBJECTS: Communications & the Arts: Theater: Playwrights, Producers & Directors

"Time is the only critic without ambition."
--ATTRIBUTION: John Steinbeck (1902-1968), U.S. author. Writers at Work, "On Critics," Fourth Series, ed.
George Plimpton (1977).

"A sweeping statement is the only statement worth listening to. The critic without faith gives balanced opinions, usually about second-rate writers."
--ATTRIBUTION: Patrick Kavanagh (1905-1967), Irish poet, author. "Signposts," Collected Prose (1967).

"Of course you're always at liberty to judge the critic. Judge people as critics, however, and you'll condemn them all!"
--ATTRIBUTION: Henry James (1843-1916), U.S. author. Ralph Touchett to Isabel Archer, in The Portrait of a Lady, ch. 23 (1881).

"I won't quit until I get run over by a truck, a producer or a critic."
--ATTRIBUTION: Jack Lemmon on returning to the stage, Newsweek 5 May 86

"One of us is obviously mistaken."
--ATTRIBUTION: William Saroyan to a British critic who had panned his latest play, New York Mirror 10 Jun 60

"So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater."
--ATTRIBUTION: George Jean Nathan Theatre Arts Jul 58

"To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination."
--ATTRIBUTION: George Jean Nathan (1882-1958), U.S. critic. "Art," American Mercury (July 1929).

"I have always thought that the surest proof of talent is its condescension to genius."
--ATTRIBUTION: On George Jean Nathan's tolerance of Sinclair Lewis, Dorothy and Red Houghton Mifflin 63

"Criticism is infested with the cant of materialism, which assumes that manual skill and activity is the first merit of all men, and disparages such as say and do not, overlooking the fact, that some men, namely, poets, are natural sayers, sent into the world to the end of expression, and confounds them with those whose province is action, but who quit to imitate the sayers."
--ATTRIBUTION: Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882), U.S. essayist, poet, philosopher. "The Poet," Essays, Second Series (1844).

"Maybe they weren't punks at all, but New York drama critics."
--ATTRIBUTION: Tennessee Williams on being mugged in Key West FL, People 7 May 79

"I would like to spare the time and effort of hack reviewers-and, generally, persons who move their lips when reading."
--ATTRIBUTION: Vladimir Nabokov (1899-1977), Russian-born U.S. novelist, poet. The Defense, foreword (1964).

"Little old ladies of both sexes. Why do I let them bother me?"
--ATTRIBUTION: John O'Hara on reviewers, quoted by Thomas Fleming "The War Between Writers and Reviewers" New York Times 6 Jan 85

"The critic has to educate the public; the artist has to educate the critic."
--ATTRIBUTION: Oscar Wilde (1854-1900), Anglo-Irish playwright, author. letter, Aug. 16, 1890, to the editor of the Scots Observer. In answer to criticisms leveled at Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray.

"On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind, it becomes a pleasure."
--Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest.